Don't you hate it when your boyfriend is nice? How annoying. Carrie can't stand how sweet and chipper her's is. One time he brought her flowers after work, and it was enough to make a girl sick. Naturally after that, she decided it would be best for both of them if he just died. In her attempt to off her "oh so wonderful boyfriend", things take a turn for the worst. The glitter filled, bloody tampon flinging, woMAN with a vengeance worst. Will Carrie get away? Or will she get what's coming to her?